yo but mermaid monster hybrids though
- vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six…
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER
This is my kind of humor
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL TORTILLA AND IM JUST THINKING “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS THIS ONE OF THOSE USELESS FUXKING JOKES THAT DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE YOU’RE FILLING A TORTILLA WITH FUCKING PENS WHAT KIND OF SHITTY ASS IDEA IS THAT” BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT ITS NOT
I WANT ONE
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EVERYONE ELSE IN CLASS WOULD LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU PULL THAT OUT OF YOUR BAG AND START PULLING PENS OUT
You know when you mean to say one thing, but you’re thinking about two things, so you say half of each part and stick them together?
Based off this lovely bit from the Resident Evil 6 playthrough.
Cousin: Bobin do you know how to be a cashier?
Me: yes the cashier puts the cash here
I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
- scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
- the idea to put ants on stilts
- there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
- confused ants
hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
we should start shipping vixx’s taekwoon and exo’s d.o. and call it taekwondo
Imagine all the people they will kill
how to be gamer:
- play game
- congratulation u r gamer now
- anyone says ur not
- hit them with game device
Glad You Came - With Violin
The chorus is magnificent and I love how he smiles as he plays!!! *U*
Seriously, just take three minutes and acknowledge this beautiful young brother and his talent. It’s worth it.
One of mt favorite things about human beings is when you can really SEE how much passion and love a person has for something.
Press play- you will not be disappointed. [:
Really, really worth the watch.
When people insult your favorite character