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the-magical-crawdad:

siriusblaque:

yo but mermaid monster hybrids though

  • vampire mermaids who prey on their own kind — when they get bitten, their scales fall off, their tails turn a slick and fleshy grey, a dorsal fin begins to sprout from their spine, and suddenly there’s six…

when you notice Pirate Cove is empty
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oxobri:

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

nonespark:

alt-j:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL TORTILLA AND IM JUST THINKING “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS THIS ONE OF THOSE USELESS FUXKING JOKES THAT DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE YOU’RE FILLING A TORTILLA WITH FUCKING PENS WHAT KIND OF SHITTY ASS IDEA IS THAT” BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT ITS NOT

I WANT ONE
CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EVERYONE ELSE IN CLASS WOULD LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU PULL THAT OUT OF YOUR BAG AND START PULLING PENS OUT

nonespark:

alt-j:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT FIRST I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL TORTILLA AND IM JUST THINKING “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IS THIS ONE OF THOSE USELESS FUXKING JOKES THAT DONT MAKE ANY DAMN SENSE YOU’RE FILLING A TORTILLA WITH FUCKING PENS WHAT KIND OF SHITTY ASS IDEA IS THAT” BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT ITS NOT

I WANT ONE

CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EVERYONE ELSE IN CLASS WOULD LOOK AT YOU WHEN YOU PULL THAT OUT OF YOUR BAG AND START PULLING PENS OUT

moso-industries:

You know when you mean to say one thing, but you’re thinking about two things, so you say half of each part and stick them together?

Yes.

Based off this lovely bit from the Resident Evil 6 playthrough.

Working with my cousin at his gas station

bewbin:

Cousin: Bobin do you know how to be a cashier?
Me: yes the cashier puts the cash here
Cousin: …

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants

sherlockianwho:

mcjugs:

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT 

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

scared to say things shit

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

ALLY DETECTED

vixx-xoxo:

luhanalsexhun:

we should start shipping vixx’s taekwoon and exo’s d.o. and call it taekwondo

Imagine all the people they will kill

justinshouseofdreams:

how to be gamer:

  • play game
  • congratulation u r gamer now
  • anyone says ur not
  • hit them with game device

tamaro606:

smilesandsolitude:

bad-ass-fat-ass:

cornerstorepress:

metallikato:

sweet-bitsy:

thewantedfacts:

Glad You Came - With Violin 

SPEECHLESS

The chorus is magnificent and I love how he smiles as he plays!!! *U*

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Seriously, just take three minutes and acknowledge this beautiful young brother and his talent. It’s worth it.

One of mt favorite things about human beings is when you can really SEE how much passion and love a person has for something.

Press play- you will not be disappointed. [:

Really, really worth the watch.

gretlusky:

Robbie expressions

mortalitasii:

When people insult your favorite character

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